#I'm so proud of how much I made him laugh 😤
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So a couple of months ago, I was visiting my brother, and we go to the mall.
We go to a Spencer's Gifts after he said it's a store chain that's essentially taken the place of a Hot Topic, and I wanted to look at posters and such.
It's a teeny tiny space with merch everywhere and the back wall is adorned with sex toys. I'm not interested in that, I'm looking for fandom crap. A group of teen boys walk by, one of them holding and honking one of those rubber chickens. It's annoying as shit, and one of the friends tries to snatch it away, and honking intensifies. This goes on for maybe a minute as they hang around the back of the store. Eventually the group leaves, and I turn to my brother and go 'so they were choking the chicken by the dildos'
#I'm so proud of how much I made him laugh 😤#he dared me to say that closer to the group too#which I didn't#because there's no need to roast a gaggle of idiots that badly
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(1/3) I'M FREE TO COMMENT!!! My Satan, Mammon, Leviathan, Beelzebub, Valefor, Beleth with shy g/n s/o request is so good! I'm pleasantly surprised surprised at long this is 🤯 You did both my request and Leviathan even better than what I had expected 😍 I love it especially Satan absolutely loves PDA unlike me 😅, he enjoys putting his arms around them & sometimes makes out with them after making sure others don't see 🙈, he even touches them but only with their consent 👍, they always blush like me >///<, the people are most likely pretending to be unaware for their sake 🤣, they're always flustered from how straightforward he is 😳, he does it when they're with others occasionally 😁, he sat down with his arms around their waist when he found out they're on a diet ⊙.☉, he reassured them that they're not ☺️, he started to make out with them which they're embarrassed like me O///O, he's always proud of both their strengths & weaknesses 😤, he would brag about them to others which made them blush <( ̄︶ ̄)>, Beelzebub did ask why them when they're so shy 🤨, he explained the reasons why he finds them attractive 🥹, he mentioned how their shyness is their best trait while smirking at them as they blush 😏, he grinned at how embarrassed they are 😁, they blushed even more when he kissed them to shut them up 💋, he told them how 666 Devil Burger is a good choice 🍔, he had every intention of correcting the waiter's mistake the moment he realised 😁, they tried to stop him 🛑 but thanked him 👍, he would notice when they're feeling insecure or hesitating 👀, he would hold them closer by their waist or shoulder to kiss their forehead 😘, he reassured them that he likes them more than some scantily dressed devil 😈, they asked if he's content with just them 🥺, he make out with them & told them proudly yes while admiring how disheveled they looked 😁, he would slap their butt no matter where they are (Of course he would 🤣), he decided to do it when he saw them talking to Sitri 😏, just how loud it was 🔊, Sitri had to pretend he saw nothing as he can hear their heartbeats 💓, Satan is excited as he runs away 😁, they're nervous as they tried to chased after him 🫦, Mammon respects their comfort zone as he would let them initiate first 👍, he noticed how often their hand brushed against his & how nervous they are 🫦, he held their hand & gave comforting words 🥹, they're comforted & flustered 😳, he's quite sharp when it comes to their discomfort 👀, Bimet made it clear that he didn't understand why Mammon likes them 😅, they tried to answer but Valefor did try to help 👍, just how sweet his words are before he escorted them out (≧▽≦), he doesn't care about what others think as he loves everything about them 😍, they're too flustered sometimes whenever he bought something they mentioned to him ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄, just how busy their day because of how much stuff Mammon bought for them (゜o゜; he finds their shyness adorable that he can't help but tease them 😁, he told them how they're cute like a bottom 🤣, their reaction is exactly like me 😂, he's cheeky enough to slap their butt 😏, how embarrassed they are like me XD, he gropes their butt often in private (At least it's in private 🤣), he does it to tease them 😁, they were cooking lunch while he was at a meeting 🍳, they're cutting bacon but they squeaked when they felt a hand on their butt 🔪 🥓, they turned around while forgetting they're holding a knife 🔪, he acted so innocent unlike his actions earlier 😇, they're confused but quickly put down the knife 👍, he explained it had finished early & apologised while mentioning how he missed it 🤭, he laughed as they blushed >///<,
OML that's a big chunk of text but, thank you so much for enjoying the headcanons really! <333 (Prolly wont tag the other replies to not flood the whb tag) thank you so much again!
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first of all, i went to submit this ask and it's the second time i've accidentally unfollowed you. motherfuck bucket. I'VE BEEN A LOYAL JAWLLINES STAN FOR OVER A YEAR AND MY PROFILE WILL NOT REFLECT IT 😤 (i know it's nothing compared to some of your fans but still, i'm proud of my long-term commitment and not that you know who i am or anything but still. i felt like i needed to vent and get that off my chest.) i digress.
also hi sorry if i annoyed you with my last ask but maybe it's for the best no one saw it. was quite embarrassing anyway.
first of all, part 3, um, ok, the moment when she realizes she has to give him a choice in the matter too, that it has to be his decision too... so profound? that's really beautiful, liv. and a hard lesson to learn and live by.
LITERALLY UGH. there's too much. but him calling her "my pretty baby"... somebody fucking sedate me. please.
the gentle, almost imperceptible dominance during the sex? and her immediate default to being a brat. IF they are participate in kinky fuckery... yeah i'm down for that dynamic. they're going to have such a good life together no matter what.
can i just say you always make me laugh? i can think of two writers who can make me laugh. truly laugh. out loud. you're one of them.
“That’s very comforting, thanks Ni.”
Or maybe, Niall was right about body glitter attracting potential mates like pheromones in the wild, or whatever the hell he’d said that should be a drunk comment but somehow came from him completely sober.
My wife and I met before our marks and we’re just as happy as anyone else, so you can take your fucked comments and –
“I think I have a couple of them. Unless something changed last time I looked in the mirror –”
you have such an effortless talent in being able to summarize feelings or metaphors without overcomplicating it. i'm going to pretend i don't feel a tinge of jealousy every time i see it.
as a recap, and this is not specific to part 3, but one of my favorite details was Harry's obsession with Niall actually being good at math. he was just continually gobsmacked. that always made me giggle. and the fact that they both talk about how they wouldn't expect it from someone like Niall. my Narry heart is just so, so full every time i read something from you. i want a Niall in my life like your y/n's.
“Let me finish baby,” Then Harry melted some more because she called him baby. He nodded, closed his mouth, and let her continue. - rest in peace @ me. i can't tell who i want more - harry or y/n. she's so 🤤 not sure why a simple baby is really doing it for me lately but it is.
also this story felt very Cinema coded? "it's you, and i'm not gettin' over it... darlin' is it cool if i'm stubborn when it comes to this? i guess we're in time, if you're getting yourself wet for me. i guess you're all mine ..... it's you, don't know why but it feels so right to me. something in the way you move, i like it when you dance with me."
because they're a leaky couple... get it? :D and "it's you" and "you're mine and i'm yours and you're mine" idk
maybe she’d make him laugh one of those loud, obnoxious ones where his nose scrunches up and his eyes crinkle and he claps a hand over his mouth all embarrassed. - once again, i'm going to ram my head into a wall. i love this so much. i always see laughs as like a reward or a gift too. this made me scrunch my shoulders up to my ears.
“Hungry thing, like a baby bird, starving without me.” - he's so 😵💫
Y/N mustered the best glare she could, with all of the muscles in her whole body, including her face, feeling liquified, “If you don’t get inside of me, I’ll scream.” - i am so dead. this quite possibly one of the funniest, cutest, best lines you've ever written. i'm so in love with her. i couldn't figure out how to respond after i read it, like to laugh or gasp and so instead i think my eyes fell out of my head and i promptly choked on my spit. she's so. i'm dead. dead.
The sound of them colliding is soft and wet, a little ‘thwick, thwick, thwick,’ that makes Harry smile, “What a cute noise,” he started to rub himself against her, - my face is so hot like why i am squirming and so flustered over this. maybe it's the fact that he's musing so nonchalantly with a dimpled smile in my head, calling the noise cute. like i... i will wither away. i can't talk about this anymore.
Harry gasped, “Don’t you dare,” he squeezed her sides, and she could hear the smile in his voice when she squealed and jumped, “I won’t have you letting Ferret believe that I abide by any of your usual Ferret slander.” - shut up jaws i know you know what you're doing to me. nobody look at me. *disgruntled noises* *knocks something over as a distraction and runs away*
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GUYS PLEASE THESE ARE GOING TO MAKE ME CRY!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH IM LITERALLY IN AWE RN IM SO HAPPY YOU LIKED IT :(
AND THANK YOU OMGFOMG I TRY TO BE FUNNY BUT IM ALWAYS LIKE HOPE THEY DONT THINK IM JUST ANNOYING INSTEAD AND YOU HAVE NEVER ANNOYED ME WITH ANY ASK!!!
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Perfectly reasonable reaction in my eyes 😌. But I'm as unhinged as Y/N in this one, and you can bet that I've already done something similar (and yes, I had no idea which way home was. But when i did walk through the door i was bloody proud of myself until he said "finished having your tantrum?)🤦🏼♀️😂.
Tommy in the gif of this one made me laugh so much, in his head he's thinking "what the hell are you on about woman?" 😂. “Of course you’d be completely oblivious to it,” and they are oblivious to things like this, but us ladies know...we know those looks 🧐. I have to say I love when you write slightly unhinged, furious Y/N and Tommy fics. The angst you create in these short stories is top tier 👌.
So I didn’t take notice to what her fucking eyelashes were doing because that was not of any fucking importance,” sighed a sigh of relief after this line that he wasn't playing into that woman's behaviour else forget her walking home, I'd have kicked him out the car and made him walk 😤!
“Are you jealous?” Tommy blatantly asked"...😮, did he really just say that? Has he lost his mind!! I love how you described Tommy not realising the enormity of what he just said. You don't just ask questions like that to us when they're blatantly obviously true 😂!
"With a sigh, he ran his hand along the back of his head before he took his foot off the brake and continued down the road" annnnd...he drove off anyway 🤣.
Loved this K ❤️! Thank you for sharing hun 😘.
I believe that “Are you jealous?” is the last available prompt 😅 Do your magic with it, K 🤗 With Tommy, please and happy 3.5 K 😘
Thanks for sending this in, Isa! I’m sorry it took me a bit to write it…..I hope you like the path I chose for it. This prompt was requested 3 times, so I’m trying to give it a little variety. Out of the 3 brothers, Tommy feels like he’d be the one to go about it in this way…he’s a bit of a jerk in this one. Alright, enough with the talking…Enjoy! :)
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I’m Walking Home
Tommy Shelby x Reader
Warnings: language, use of derogatory word (whore), (Y/N)’s a bit unhinged in this one
Word Count: 999
Summary: (Y/N) decides to walk home after a question that Tommy asks makes her anger soar.
Tommy had had enough. He pulled the car over to the side of the road and killed the engine, setting both of his hands on his thighs as he let out a harsh sigh. “Alright…what is it?” he asked the woman sitting to his left.
“What is what?” (Y/N) responded with a curt question of her own, her eyes focused on the road ahead of them.
“You’ve not spoken a word to me since we started driving. What’s on your mind?” he elaborated on his previous question. (Y/N) snorted in response.
“Of course you’d be completely oblivious to it,” she stated, her words dripping with sarcasm. Even though she’d yet to look at him, she could still feel his heavy eyes boring into the side of her face. Her statement was met with silence, and she let it ring for a few moments before letting out a scoff. Bastard wants me to spell it out for him, she thought to herself as she relented and finally looked in his direction. “You really don’t know?” she asked, giving one last chance to redeem himself before she went off on him.
“I wouldn’t be asking if I did,” he answered her in his typical, abrupt fashion.
“You don’t recall the woman at the party?” she tried to jog his memory with a more specific question.
“What woman?” he still wasn’t helping himself.
“The woman that was practically hanging on you; the one looking for your attention? You didn’t seem to notice her? And the fact that she was giving you the ‘please fuck me’ eyes for the entirety of the conversation you were having, whilst I was present?!” she finally let the levee break, her voice inflecting towards the end to let her frustration become known.
“She was discussing business, (Y/N),” came Tommy’s terrible response.
“Business?! What part of her fucking giggles and the batting of her eyelashes had to do anything with your fucking business, Tommy?!”
“Her husband’s money is good. His investment will help our company, and she plays a big part in deciding who he gives it to. So I didn’t take notice to what her fucking eyelashes were doing because that was not of any fucking importance,” he kept his voice level, delivering his statement in a stoic way. He knew better than to rise to meet her level of anger.
“Oh and she’s got a husband!” she exclaimed dramatically, completely disregarding the second half of his statement.
“(Y/N),” there was a warning tone present in his voice now. She was blowing this out of porportion.
“She’s fucking married, and her husband cares about what she thinks before he throws his money around, but yet he doesn’t care that she’s acting like a whore in front of his potential business partners,” (Y/N) broke into a rant, not caring at that moment that she was basically disparaging a woman who she did not know.
At this point, there was nothing that could be done that would quickly clear this up. Her anger was too elevated for that. But there was something that could be said to make this situation so much worse.
“Are you jealous?” Tommy blatantly asked. His question had (Y/N) seeing red.
“Excuse me?” she asked in disbelief, shock quickly filling her features. She spoke in such a way that would usually make most people rescind their statement, but Tommy wasn’t like most people.
“You’re jealous of this woman, aren’t you?” he asked, his eyes flitting over to match hers then as he waited for her answer.
(Y/N)’s jaw dropped. She couldn’t believe that he had the audacity to ask such a question outright. A scoff left her lips as she tried to find the words to respond to his statement. Her mind wasn’t computing.
A few tense moments passed before she swung the car door open. Without saying anything, she snatched her purse from the seat and made a move to exit the vehicle.
“Where are you going?” Tommy asked, acting as if he hadn’t just dropped a bomb on her with the last question. He honestly probably didn’t think he did.
“I can’t believe you just said that to me,” she snapped at him, sending a glare his way before she slammed the car door shut, not caring at all how expensive the vehicle was. And if looks could kill, there would have been a dead man inside the car with the shattered door.
(Y/N) stormed off down the road, not knowing - nor caring - where she was going. The car’s engine came to life behind her, but it didn’t make her break her step, and she didn’t dare look to her right as Tommy pulled up beside her.
“What the fuck are you doing, (Y/N)?” he asked, glancing between her and the road as he continued to drive beside her.
“I’m walking home,” she snapped back at him, still looking straight ahead, “as a matter of fact…I’m not even sure where I’m walking to, but I sure as hell know that I don’t want to be around you right now. So leave me.”
“(Y/N)…”
“Leave me,” she cut him off, finally looking at him so that she could send him one more deadly glare before she continued on her way.
Tommy put his foot on the brake and thought for a moment. There wasn’t anything more he could do now. His efforts would only make the situation worse. With a sigh, he ran his hand along the back of his head before he took his foot off the brake and continued down the road.
(Y/N) watched as the tail-lights faded off into the distance. She let out a huff and tried to calm herself down. Was she acting jealous at the moment? Yeah, probably. But she wouldn’t give Tommy the satisfaction of answering the question he so blatantly asked. She was just lucky that it was still warm out.
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It's so nice to see OC retaliate a little bit here. So very proud of her. And I mean that last scene showed how much willpower she has because if that was me??? Things would have gone a hell of a lot more different.
Yoongi. in. a. suit. How can you not want to jump his bones immediately. And the rings too, the man knows the power he holds and uses it for such evil things as ruining poor OC's life.
My girl OC got turned on just by sitting in the same chair as him 💀💀 I'm sorry to break it to you, bestie, but you're far too gone. You might as well just get it out of your system now, if that's even possible.
“I appreciate the—” he pauses, as if looking for the right words, and he doesn’t even try to hide his smirk when he finds them. “—helping hand.” I read that and had to reread it again while shaking my head, the things he says astound me every damn time.
"It takes about three seconds for your brain to catch up enough to process what just happened. When it does, you make a squeak of sheer panic and fling your vibrator across the room." lmaoo OC is gooone
“I’m sorry, is there something you’d rather I put in my mouth instead?”
Yoongi has clearly chosen the wrong moment to take a swig of his drink, because he immediately chokes on it at your words. It looks like it’s taking all his effort to not spit it out on the floor, and his eyes are as wide as you’ve ever seen them, like he can’t believe what you just said. You honestly can’t either." It’s nice to see Yoongi being the one flustered and taken aback for a change.
"The mix of emotions on Yoongi’s face is fascinating. You can see lust bordering on desperation, that much is obvious, but even still his lips are just barely turning up at the corners, like you’ve really surprised— or possibly impressed him. That glint in his eyes is stronger than you’ve ever seen it." I am also very impressed by OC. And proud. Show that smug asshole who's boss! 😤😤
"It’s only when Jungkook sticks his arm between the doors to keep them from closing that you remember you’re sharing this elevator with the most wholesome man alive. Damn him." and the "Jungkook doesn’t respond— he’s probably sleeping like a perfect baby angel" earlier made me laugh a little ngl. He's so cute and pure though and the juxtaposition of his character and whatever OC and Yoongi have going on is insane.
"You’ve left Jimin on read for a couple of days now, and your heart sinks as you scroll back through the chain." Nooo 🥺🥺🥺 he deserves to know all the gossip wdym.
The last scene I-. The power that just his words have makes me scared to imagine what his actions would be like🫣🫣 I totally understand OC being hesitant to pursue this. She just got into the swing of things and stopped messing up constantly, she needs a damn break lmaooo.
With that being said though, I can't wait for the tension to become too much even for her. This has been such a fun read so far! 💞💞
look down on me like that - 4 (explicit)
genre: slow burn enemies to lovers hatefucking coworkers au, smut (w some eventual angst)
pairing: yoongi x reader
summary: your asshole coworker min yoongi has made it his personal mission to ruin your life.
word count: 8.2k (lowkey gagged that this is exactly the same length as the last chapter o__o)
contains: ~explicit sexual content~ !! masturbation, use of a vibrator, teasing, plenty of fantasizing, dirty talk that made me **BLUSH** while writing it, and literally everyone is horny lmao. lil bit of alcohol mention as well,, also no jimin in this chapter sorry babes (we miss u jimin, i promise he'll be back for the next one)
A/N: thank you all so much for your patience and for being so fucking lovely to me all the time, i don't deserve it. and don't you dare flame me for the ending I TOLD Y'ALL IT WAS A SLOW MF BURN 😤😤
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Your alarm on Monday morning comes far too soon. It doesn’t help that you lost the entirety of the weekend to wallowing in bed— Saturday to an actual hangover and Sunday to an emotional one. Despite only crawling out of your pit of despair to eat and use the bathroom, you aren’t even well-rested; sleep was hard to come by when you couldn’t so much as close your eyes without watching it all play back again.
Your drunk ass stumbling into the Genius Lab. Yoongi jerking himself off, his long fingers gripped firmly around the length of his cock, then opening his eyes to find you watching. And of course, the absolutely ruined pair of Jordans he had to throw in the dumpster behind the building, while you stood there shivering in your stupid fucking club dress and watched him, trying not to cry.
You don’t even have it in you to find that part funny, which makes you that much more upset. You should be able to enjoy the destruction of his property, but you can’t. The whole thing is just too humiliating.
It takes all the strength you have to ignore the little voice in your head that tells you to email in your resignation letter and stay in bed until the earth swallows you up. Somehow you manage to drag yourself through your morning routine and make it to your godforsaken 6 AM boxing class. With what feels like no rage left in your system to power you through, the class is hard, and your movements are uncoordinated and sluggish.
Jungkook apparently holds his tongue for as long as he possibly can, until you step into the elevator to head up to the company floor. The minute the doors shut and it’s only the two of you, you slump against the wall, letting your eyes drop closed. You could literally fall asleep standing up right here, you think.
“You seem tired,” Jungkook says, and when you don’t say anything, you hear him laugh a little under his breath. “And you were actually hitting at 50% strength today. My hands don’t even hurt. Everything okay?”
You grunt softly, your eyes fluttering open. “No. I am tired.”
The elevator dings, signaling your floor, and he hums softly, then continues. “You know, they also have classes at times that aren’t 6 AM. I don’t mind going after work instead.”
“That would be nice.” You glance over at him to see he’s chewing on the corner of his lip, almost like he’s nervous.
“Can I give you my number?” He asks. “That way you can just text me if you ever want to do another time. It’s not a big deal.”
“Sure, Jungkook. I appreciate it.” The elevator doors slide open and you follow him out, reaching into your bag for your phone. You retrieve it as he recites off the numbers, and you quickly copy them down. “Just so you know, I am absolutely saving you as Baby Star Candy.”
He laughs shyly, like he’s embarrassed by the nickname, and you can’t help but glance up to smile at him.
Exhausted and slow on the uptake as you are, you’re completely unaware of your surroundings until you hear the unmistakable sound of someone clearing their throat.
When you turn to see Yoongi leaning up against the glass front doors of the office, you consider launching yourself through the nearest window. Particularly because this is Yoongi as you’ve never seen him before. Gone is the exhausted-looking workaholic in sweats and oversized t-shirts that you’re used to being menaced by.
In his place, standing in front of you, is this Yoongi: neatly styled hair, skin that’s practically glowing, and worst of all: in a perfectly-fitted, all-black suit. Taking him in sends a bolt of shame and desire straight to your core, and you grit your teeth, working hard to keep a neutral expression. Although you don’t know why you bother— you’re sure he already knows what you’re thinking. Fucking mind reader.
You snap out of your stupor long enough to realize Jungkook’s contact is still open on your phone, and you hurry to save it.
“Seriously, text me any time,” Jungkook adds softly, because of course he’s oblivious to whatever the fuck is happening to you right now.
Yoongi’s eyebrows raise slightly, and you watch his eyes jump back and forth between the two of you and then to your phone in your hand, clearly processing the exchange he just witnessed. He’s fighting to hide a smirk, but you can see it toying at the corners of his lips as he makes a little noise of surprise.
Your cheeks burn with embarrassment as you wonder what sort of assumptions he might be making about your friendship with Jungkook.
Jungkook speaks again before Yoongi can make whatever snide comment he was mentally workshopping. “Good morning, Min Suga. Do you… have a presentation today?” He gestures vaguely to Yoongi’s, well, everything.
Yoongi looks down in mock surprise, as if he’s just noticed that he’s in something that isn’t a hoodie. Your stomach flips as he preens a little, extending an arm to pick an imaginary piece of lint from the sleeve of his suit jacket. Even in the bleak office lighting, your eyes are instantly drawn to the thick veins that run along the backs of his hands and his delicate fingers, adorned with several silver rings today. Those fucking hands haunted you all weekend.
Desperate for a distraction, you busy yourself with digging in your purse for the office keys.
“It’s funny you should ask, JK.”
You’re not fast enough to suppress the face you reflexively make. JK? Since when are the two of them on nickname terms? You sneak a glance at Jungkook but he gives no discernible reaction.
“I guess we can blame our lovely admin,” Yoongi continues, and you lose your train of thought entirely. That one compliment alone—if it can even be called that—is like ice in your veins, enough to send a shiver straight up the back of your neck. God, what is this man doing to you? “She really packed my calendar for today. I figured I should look nice for the reporters.”
Your hand finally closes around the set of keys at the very bottom of your bag, and you will yourself not to take Yoongi’s bait. Saying nothing, you move past him and Jungkook to unlock the front door.
They both trail in after you, and you’re distantly aware of Jungkook congratulating Yoongi on the nomination and asking how it feels as you set your things on your desk and circle around to take a seat. You’re hoping they’ll wander off down the hallway together, but Yoongi makes no move to leave, so Jungkook stays, too.
Doing your best to telegraph your desire to be left alone, you open your laptop and attempt to feign work.
Their casual small talk eventually trails off, and when you look away from your screen after a beat of silence, they’re both looking back at you. Jungkook’s brows are slightly furrowed in worry, or maybe just confusion, and when you dare to glance at Yoongi, his expression is so intense that you immediately drop your gaze again.
“Sorry, JK. Can I have her for a minute?”
Even though you’re not looking at him, you can hear the fucking smirk in Yoongi’s voice, and it takes everything in you not to crawl under your desk.
Instead you glance up at Jungkook, who’s still looking at you. He just barely raises his eyebrows, as if to ask the silent question of whether you want to be left alone with Yoongi or not. You wish you knew the answer. It would certainly make your life a lot easier.
Even so, something about the now-obvious concern on his face is enough to snap you out of your pity party. You refuse to be utterly helpless. It’s not like you’ve never been attracted to someone before, and just because you are, it doesn’t mean Yoongi gets to hold it over your head. You’re strong, dammit, and certainly stubborn— perhaps to a fault. But in this situation, it works to your advantage.
You give Jungkook a nearly imperceptible nod, trying to communicate with your eyes that you’re fine, that he doesn’t need to worry. You can handle Min Yoongi.
Jungkook raps his knuckles softly against your desk in response. “Sure thing. Have a good day.”
You force yourself to inhale slowly as he disappears down the hallway, and you mentally stomp on the wave of panic that surges in your chest. You can do this, you remind yourself as you level your gaze on Yoongi, hoping your face betrays no emotion.
“Can I help you?” You ask.
“I hope so.” He leans forward, long hair skimming over his eyes as he braces his forearms against your desk. You instinctively scoot your chair backwards to put a little more space between the two of you, and you can tell he’s doing this on purpose, trying to get you flustered.
You tell yourself that it isn’t working.
“I need a favor,” Yoongi starts, and he pauses just long enough for your mind to wander to places it shouldn’t. He runs his tongue along his back teeth, and you can’t help but suspect that he’s thinking the same thing. You pray that at his current vantage point he can’t see your thighs squeeze together under your desk.
“You see, I’m pretty behind on registering copyright for my last… dozen tracks or so. I figured I’d get it done today, but someone clearly had other plans for me. Think that’s something you can handle?” He tilts his head slightly to one side as he asks the question.
To prove that you’re not scared of him—though you’re not sure which of you you’re trying to prove it to—you force yourself to maintain eye contact. The open, albeit still mildly self-satisfied look on his face is so different from the bored, annoyed expression you’re used to. Not to mention the fact that he’s genuinely asking you for help without taking a single dig at your lack of professional experience. Your head hurts from the whiplash of it all.
He runs a hand through his dark hair, sweeping it back to expose his forehead, and you realize you need to say whatever words will get him away from you as fast as possible. Especially while he’s in that suit.
“Yeah, sure. I’ll take care of it.”
Yoongi blinks, making a face like he’s a little surprised he got his way so easily, then pushes himself off your desk. “Great. I’ll be in conference rooms all day, so...” He trails off, a glint in his eyes. “You can let yourself into the lab whenever. Since you know the code.”
You swallow hard, unable to come up with a good response. Yoongi pauses for a second, as if he might say something else, but he seems to decide against it. Instead, he turns and heads off down the hallway without another word.
You’ve never been so thankful to distract yourself with work.
Yoongi’s request hangs over your head for the rest of the day, and you put it off for as long as you possibly can. It’s only once you’ve answered every email in your inbox and followed up on all of your outstanding requests that you finally relent. You quite literally have nothing else to do, so you groan inwardly and drag yourself down the hall to the Genius Lab.
You realize your hands are shaking as you punch in the code and turn the handle. It’s impossible to keep the memories at bay as you enter the room and let the door shut behind you. Just do your job, you tell yourself, and you cross to Yoongi’s desk and take a seat.
When you glance down, you see he’s left you a Post-It with specific details on the tracks and all the information required to file the copyright registrations. Gently, you jiggle the mouse to wake his computer and begin to work. As much as you want to knock this task out quickly so you don’t have to spend a single extra second in his damn lab, it’s hard to focus; you find your eyes continually drifting away from the computer screen to sweep over the room.
Yoongi was sitting in this very chair that night— which was somehow only a few days ago. And he made it sound like that wasn’t the first time he’d gotten off at work.
It really shouldn’t be an attractive premise. If anything, it should probably be a complaint to HR. But no matter how hard you try, you can’t stop the little twinges running straight to your core, the heat that pools gently in your belly at the thought. Especially not when you remember his soft groans and the way the tip of his cock glistened with his arousal.
Rolling your shoulders in a small stretch, you lean against his chair experimentally, letting your head tip back the way his did, wondering what the moment must have felt like from his point of view. What he could have been thinking about. You allow your legs to drop open slightly, moving your ass in a slow circle against the chair to just barely mitigate some of the ache between your legs.
It occurs to you at this moment that you are insanely fucking turned on, and then you hear the door handle turn.
Shit. Your legs immediately snap shut and you sit up as fast as you can, trying to remember where you’d left off with the task as the door is pushed open.
“Well, I never want to speak to another human again,” Yoongi grunts from behind you, sounding much more like himself, his voice a little hoarse. You refuse to give him the satisfaction of turning around.
“I’m almost done if you want to take over and finish.” You say softly, immediately mentally kicking yourself for choosing that word. Did he finish? You grit your teeth as the thought enters your mind before you can stop it. You do not need to be asking yourself this question right now. Or ever.
“Let’s see.”
Yoongi’s voice is suddenly much closer to you than it was a moment ago, and you regret not standing up when you had the chance. You freeze where you are in his desk chair, spine ramrod straight, unsure of what to do.
And then he hums a sigh right in your ear, and it’s enough to make your cunt throb.
Your thighs quiver with how hard you press them together, as if that somehow might undo the growing wetness between your legs. The feeling of his breath on your neck is only making it that much worse.
You sneak a glance up at Yoongi and realize he isn’t looking at you at all, but intently studying your work on his desktop screen. His arms are on either side of your chair, right hand on the mouse while his left leans against the desk, effectively boxing you in.
Unable to do anything but focus on how very close he is to you, you lose all pretense and stare openly at his side profile. You watch as a muscle in his jaw works while he contemplates the screen, and you’re forced to swallow hard as a whole new kind of realization floods through you.
Despite the fact that he is very much still your asshole life-ruiner coworker Min Yoongi, the facts are indisputable: you want him. Badly, it turns out. And you desperately wish you didn’t.
“Looks good. I can do the rest.” Yoongi’s voice snaps you back to reality, but you aren’t fast enough to avert your gaze before he glances over and catches you staring at him. You see a flash of something in his dark eyes.
“Everything okay?”
At this, you finally tear your gaze away, staring down dumbly at his keyboard instead. “I’m fine,” you say plainly, not bothering to elaborate. If recent events are any indicator, he can already read every inch of what you’re feeling on your face. No point in trying to hide it.
He removes his hand from the mouse and you seize the opportunity, immediately turning the desk chair away from him to stand up. The lab is starting to feel increasingly claustrophobic with the two of you alone in here together.
You head straight for the door, saying nothing, and your hand has just closed around the handle when he stops you dead in your tracks with a single word.
“Thanks.”
You have no choice but to instantly whip around, you’re that shocked by the praise.
Yoongi is leaned up against the edge of his desk, arms crossed over his chest, surveying you. “I appreciate the—” he pauses, as if looking for the right words, and he doesn’t even try to hide his smirk when he finds them. “—helping hand.”
You stare blankly back at him, having no idea what to make of any of this.
“I promise I’ll be out on time tonight,” he offers.
“Thank you,” you say, your voice barely a whisper, and then you finally turn the knob and shut the door behind you.
Yoongi keeps his word, slipping silently out of the office right before 6:00; your mind is still reeling for the entirety of your bus ride home. When you make it in the front door of your apartment, you let your purse drop to the floor and kick off your shoes, then head immediately for the fridge.
Bottle of rosé and wine glass in hand, you collapse onto the couch and instinctively retrieve your phone. It’s only once you have your text thread with Jimin open that you reconsider. You know he has intensive choreo rehearsals all week, but even if he didn’t, the thought of how he’d squeal at this plot twist to your TV show life is more than you can handle right now.
But he’s your best friend. You’ve never kept anything from him.
You sigh and chuck your phone to the other end of the couch, making a silent promise to tell him soon. Very soon. Just not tonight.
You’re restless, unable to get comfortable or make it through more than five minutes of anything you try to watch. You find yourself desperately wishing you could get all this energy out of your system. A glass of rosé doesn’t help, neither does the second, nor the rest of the bottle. Not even your skin care routine manages to relax you, which certainly constitutes an emergency.
As you crawl into bed, head swimming slightly from the wine, you find yourself instinctively reaching into your nightstand. This should do the trick, you think as you slide the drawer open and retrieve your small pink bullet vibrator. You tilt your hips up and shimmy the thin shorts you wore to bed down your thighs, allowing yourself full access.
Relaxing back against the pillows, you let your eyes drop closed as you search your brain for the proper fantasy. You decide on your current go-to: Kang Taemu in one of his perfectly fitted suits.
You’ve been on edge for hours to say the least, so it doesn’t surprise you how easily the tip of the toy slips through your folds— you’re drenched, and probably have been all day.
Letting out a soft sigh, you click the base of the vibrator to turn it on, and the feeling of finally being stimulated after wanting it so badly is enough to make you whine a little.
Rolling your bottom lip between your teeth, you do your best to keep that fantasy in your mind’s eye. But it’s proving elusive, for some reason. You keep losing your grip on Ahn Hyoseop’s puppy face. His eyes slowly change from round and endearing to mysterious and calculating. It’s enough to make your own eyes snap open as you realize where your mind is going.
You turn your vibrator off and give yourself a few seconds, shifting your legs in an attempt to send some relief to your tightly wound core. It really should not be this hard to masturbate.
Determined, you bring the bullet to your clit again and press the button, then immediately press it again to increase the speed. Your eyes roll back in your head as you grind your hips down into the mattress because fuck, it feels so good.
When you revisit the fantasy, you have to bite back the urge to groan in frustration as Hyoseop’s plush, pouty lips morph into a smug, all-too-familiar smirk. This is not fucking happening.
You turn the vibrator off once more and fully sit up, aggressively shaking your head as if to fling the thoughts out of your brain.
Note to self, you think bitterly. Stop watching workplace dramas until you’re done with your own.
Leaning back against the headboard, you decide to throw out the fantasy. You’ve stopped and started enough at this point that you’re desperate; you don’t need a full plot. Spreading your legs with a soft whimper, you press the toy into you and turn it on, cranking it up to the highest setting.
You continue to make little noises of pleasure as images flash through your mind, sending you closer and closer to that edge. A wet pink tongue darting between full lips. Dark eyes blown black with lust. Strong forearms surrounding you, the jerk of an Adam’s apple, long delicate fingers, and a pale, perfect cock sinking into your dripping heat.
Your head tilts back as your arousal coils tightly inside you and your orgasm finally, finally crests. As the wave surges and you get lost in the overwhelming pleasure, you let yourself really moan.
“Fuuuuck, Yoongi.”
Relief crashes over you, your hips rolling up as your walls flutter, until you finally ride out the aftershocks and the vibrations become overwhelming. You turn the bullet off and sigh contentedly, feeling thoroughly spent.
It takes about three seconds for your brain to catch up enough to process what just happened. When it does, you make a squeak of sheer panic and fling your vibrator across the room.
You sit all the way up and look around frantically, convinced for a brief moment that he might somehow be in your bedroom. It makes no sense, but you’re sure that somehow Yoongi knows what you’ve done. What you said. No matter where you go, it feels like you can’t escape him. Not even while masturbating, apparently.
Collapsing back into the bed, you shove a pillow over your face and scream into it.
When you finally relent and toss it away, you dejectedly reach for your phone, pulling your shorts up with your other hand. Your heart sinks when you see it’s already well past midnight.
Worrying the inside of your cheek with your teeth, you pull up Baby Star Candy in your phone and shoot a quick text asking if you can do a class after work instead. Jungkook doesn’t respond— he’s probably sleeping like a perfect baby angel, but you feel less bad as you adjust your alarm back by an hour, trying to give yourself a fighting chance at being even slightly rested in the morning.
The post-orgasm exhaustion starts to descend, despite the shame still swirling in your chest about the mental image that got you there. Confused, pissed off, and still unfortunately horny, you turn over in bed and wrap your arms around your pillow, allowing sleep to overtake you.
~*~
Jungkook is there to greet you with a big grin and a tiny wave as you step off the elevator the next morning. He seems wholly unbothered by the deviation from your typical routine.
“Did you manage to get some sleep?” He asks as you unlock the front doors.
“I did.” It’s not a lie. You slept more soundly than you have in quite some time; you just wish you didn’t have to masturbate to thoughts of your coworker to do it.
“I’m glad.” The softness in Jungkook’s voice makes you smile despite yourself. “If you’re up for it, there’s a 5:30 class we could try and make.”
“Let’s do it.”
“Want to change out here and then walk over? Those tiny locker rooms get a little crazy right after work.”
You nod as you set your purse down on your desk. “That sounds perfect.”
Jungkook is still smiling as he ruffles a hand through his hair, his other hand gripping the strap of his backpack. “Okay, cool. Then I guess I’ll see you in the team meeting in a bit.” He takes a few steps backwards, still facing your desk, then finally pivots on his heel and heads down the hallway.
It only takes an instant for you to realize you do not want to be alone with your thoughts. The paranoia you’ve felt before that Yoongi will walk in the doors any second returns in full-force, worse than it’s ever been. The team meeting ends up being a blessing in disguise, and you get to the conference room nearly twenty minutes early, grateful for a reason to get away from your desk.
Unfortunately, it’s an exhausting discussion on scheduling for the upcoming quarter. When you finally wrap up after running almost fifteen minutes over, you head immediately for the break room, in desperate need of another cup of coffee.
The room is empty when you step inside, and you enjoy the peace and quiet as you set to fixing a mug the way you like it: two cream, two sugar— your hand hovers over the packets for a moment, then you shrug and grab a third sugar and dump it in. You deserve this.
Absorbed in your routine, you nearly knock the entire cup over at the sudden sound of the ice machine kicking on. When you glance up at the source, your stomach drops, because of course: it’s Yoongi, adding more ice to his Americano with that default sour expression on his face. The universe seems to have no mercy for you lately.
“Is there a reason you always sneak up on people?” You snap at him. At this point, just his presence is enough to frustrate you.
He quirks an eyebrow, removing his cup from the dispenser and shaking it a little to distribute the ice. “Is there a reason you put so much crap in your coffee?”
You blink, taken aback by the fact that he must have been watching you, and watching closely to notice such specific details. As much as you’d like to be the bigger person and say nothing, the retort comes to you before you can think to stop it.
“I’m sorry, is there something you’d rather I put in my mouth instead?”
Yoongi has clearly chosen the wrong moment to take a swig of his drink, because he immediately chokes on it at your words. It looks like it’s taking all his effort to not spit it out on the floor, and his eyes are as wide as you’ve ever seen them, like he can’t believe what you just said. You honestly can’t either.
It feels surprisingly good. If he’s going to ruin your life, you might as well get a chance to return the favor. You pick up your mug and leave the break room with a polite smile, feeling more satisfied than you have in weeks.
As you take a seat at your desk and return to your to-do list, that thought stays with you, resurfacing again each time you pause to sip from your mug.
It’s true: you’re well overdue to turn the tables. It might even help get some of this excess energy out, you reason. While you consider the various outlets you have at your disposal, your eyes fall to your purse, where your change of workout clothes for tonight’s boxing class is tucked away.
All at once, the plan clicks together in your mind.
At 5:00 on the dot, you shut your laptop and grab your purse, making a beeline for the restroom. You lock yourself into one of the larger stalls and slip out of your work clothes.
Your fingers are trembling slightly with anticipatory nerves as you fumble at the buttons of your blouse; you do your best to ignore the little voice in your head questioning whether or not this is a good idea.
You shimmy out of your skirt and slide on your leggings, grateful you managed to grab a matching workout set today instead of merely digging out something clean. It’s actually your favorite set: a cute strappy top with high-waisted leggings that have just enough compression to make your ass look astounding, in a sunset orange and pink gradient that perfectly compliments your skin tone.
Once you’ve pulled your heels off and changed into sneakers, you slip out of the stall to examine yourself in the mirror. You wiggle your hips a little, satisfied with the way your ass jiggles in response.
This will do, you think to yourself.
Jungkook is waiting in front of your desk when you return, and it’s really quite funny to see him dressed for class within the four walls of your office building. The duality of him has occurred to you before—that someone who is accurately described as Baby Star Candy also likes to beat the shit out of things as exercise, for instance. But it’s on full display now as you take in his black muscle tee and gray sweatpants. You’d almost believe he was a different person entirely if he didn’t have the same shy grin plastered on his face.
“I just double-checked, looks like everyone else has left for the day,” he starts, and you’re not surprised. Your coworkers usually arrive and leave early, with spouses and kids at home to attend to. His smile falters a little as he continues. “Well, except Suga. I wasn’t sure how you wanted to handle that.”
You set your purse on your desk and fish the office keys out. “I’ve got it. Be right back.”
When you approach the Genius Lab door, you decide to at least do him the decency of knocking, and you even ring his stupid doorbell in hopes that it might be loud enough to hear even with headphones on. Then you punch the code in and turn the handle, your heartbeat slamming hard in your chest.
Yoongi appears to have been doing actual work, thankfully, and is sliding off his headphones when you push the door open.
“Time to wrap it up,” you say, willing your voice to stay steady. “I have to leave early today.”
He spins his chair towards you, an expression on his face like he might be ready to argue, but that look of annoyance quickly vanishes as he appears to process your outfit. It may have been the alcohol convincing you on Friday night, but now you’re certain his eyes trail up and down your body, because he takes his fucking time with it. He breathes a soft exhale, and you swear you even see his jaw go slack.
“Come on, Yoongi.” You push again, crossing towards him and trying to ignore the way every cell in your body is vibrating. He slides his chair back from the desk, granting you just enough space to seize your opportunity.
You slip a finger through the ring of your office keys and twirl them in a circle, once, twice, then do your best to make the flick of your wrist subtle enough that he doesn’t notice. The fact that he can’t tear his eyes away from your figure certainly helps.
You’ve never been particularly sporty, so it feels like winning the fucking Olympics when the keys land squarely under his desk with a jangle, exactly as you’d hoped.
“Oops.”
It’s funny, you think to yourself, because he could absolutely prevent what’s about to happen by sheer virtue of not being an asshole. If you’d accidentally chucked your keys under Jungkook’s desk, he’d be on his knees in a millisecond to retrieve them for you.
But you know that Min Yoongi is lazy and selfish— not to mention, apparently very distracted at the moment. You can tell because he doesn’t do anything except avert his gaze to look stupidly at your keys on the floor, like he’s on a five second delay from reality.
“Don’t worry,” you allow yourself to outright purr. “I’ve got it.” And then you crawl under his desk and let him enjoy the show.
Yoongi grunts softly, low in his throat, sounding somewhere between aroused and frustrated. When your back arches, you do your best to believe that it’s on purpose to further torment him, and not an instinctual response to the noise.
Reaching out on your hands and knees, you grab the keyring and slide it towards you, nice and slow. The rush of power is so good that you can’t control yourself, and you wiggle your hips slightly, the same way you did in front of the mirror earlier.
“Fuck,” he hisses, and you know you’re playing a dangerous game.
Closing your hand tightly around the key, you scoot backwards enough to clear the desk, then right yourself again.
“Time to go,” you say brightly, trying to keep your composure.
The mix of emotions on Yoongi’s face is fascinating. You can see lust bordering on desperation, that much is obvious, but even still his lips are just barely turning up at the corners, like you’ve really surprised— or possibly impressed him. That glint in his eyes is stronger than you’ve ever seen it.
He clears his throat before he speaks. “Well. Now I need a minute.”
You’re about to get annoyed that he’s fucking with you when your eyes drift far enough down to notice the hand he has pressed into his crotch.
Oh. Oh. Wow, you severely underestimated the power of your ass in tight leggings, you realize.
You wonder if he can still read you as easily as ever, or if his current situation distracts him enough to miss the heat that creeps up your neck.
“Fine,” you say, and it comes out a little less confidently than you would have liked.
There’s a moment where you hesitate, and the tension in the room feels like a rubber band stretched to its absolute limit, liable to snap at any second. If you offered to… help him right now, would he say yes? You genuinely don’t know.
You can’t entertain that thought for a second longer. That way lies trouble. With a hard swallow, you force yourself to march out of the lab, letting the door slam shut behind you. Jungkook peeks his head around the corner of the hallway as you return.
“How’d it go?”
“He’s coming,” you say without thinking, and it takes every fiber of your being to keep your eyes from rolling back in your head with frustration. These unintentional double entendres are seriously getting to be too much.
“Cool, cool.” Jungkook glances at his watch. “We’re making good time anyway.” He pauses for a moment, rocking back on his heels and pursing his lips into a pout. “Did it help that I gave you the door code?”
Talk about a loaded question. You laugh a little before you can stop yourself. Help, destroy your life— who’s to say, really?
“I think so” feels like the easiest response that isn’t an outright lie. “Thanks for that,” you quickly add.
He shrugs it off like it’s nothing. “Anytime. I hope he’s not making your life too hard.”
Right on cue, you hear the sound of Yoongi exiting his lab from down the hallway. You’re thankful that you don’t have to scramble to try and find a coherent response to that comment, and you choose instead to head for the front doors. Jungkook and Yoongi file out first and you set the alarm, then slip out after them, pulling the door firmly closed and locking it.
You turn back to see Jungkook pressing the elevator button and Yoongi entirely transfixed in something on his phone. He’s faced enough towards you that you glance down and confirm his problem has been resolved. You can’t stop yourself from wondering by what means.
Fucking hell, you really are too far gone.
When the elevator dings, you step in, Jungkook following behind after you. Yoongi makes no move to get on, continuing to tap away at his phone. Fine by you, you think as the doors begin to close. You’re more than happy to not have to suffer through an elevator ride with him.
It’s only when Jungkook sticks his arm between the doors to keep them from closing that you remember you’re sharing this elevator with the most wholesome man alive. Damn him.
“Suga?” He says, and Yoongi’s head snaps up. “Are you coming?”
Against your better judgment, you lock eyes with Yoongi for a split second, and there’s clearly a shared emotion happening. But neither of you have any way to explain it to Jungkook that wouldn’t make you both sound insane, which you might be. So suffer you must.
“Yeah, sorry,” Yoongi mumbles as he steps into the elevator next to you, Jungkook on your other side. Fucking perfect.
There’s several inches between you, but it feels like nothing at all, and the images that flash through your head put last night’s vibrator session to shame. It would be so easy, if Jungkook weren’t here, for Yoongi to reach out and touch you. And even if he didn’t, it would be just as easy for you to press the emergency stop button, to torment and tease him until he slammed you up against the wall, grabbed you by the hair, and gave you exactly what you—
The ding of the elevator reaching the ground floor snaps you out of your fantasy. You can feel how stiff your nipples are through the thin fabric of your workout top, and you can only pray neither of them are observant enough to notice.
When the elevator doors slide open, you can’t exit fast enough, moving so quickly that Jungkook nearly has to jog to keep up as he calls goodnight to Yoongi over his shoulder.
So much for getting excess energy out, you think. At least you’ll have plenty to burn off in class.
~*~
With preparations for the upcoming quarter in full swing, it feels like your workload triples overnight. The rest of the week is a mess of scheduling, communications distributions, and trying to make sure you don’t screw up any of the projects your boss has delegated to you.
If nothing else, it’s a good opportunity for you to cool the fuck off. It feels like the only time your brain isn’t overwhelmed with thoughts of Yoongi is when you’re neck-deep in work tasks.
There’s enough on your plate that you end up working late on Wednesday and Thursday just to get your most pressing deliverables finished. Yoongi keeps to his typical exit schedule both nights, but come Friday evening, when you grab your phone while waiting for a particularly large report to run, you realize with surprise that it’s already 6:30. You never saw him leave.
In no rush to repeat the events of last Friday—how was it only a week ago?—you decide it’s safer to shoot him a text. You pull your bottom lip between your teeth as you figure out the best way to phrase it.
I’m working late if you need to do the same.
You hit send, not wanting to overthink it any longer, and you don’t even have time to put your phone down before his response comes in: a single thumbs-up emoji. You don’t know what you expected.
There’s a hum in your chest that’s difficult to ignore as you get back to your work, and you can feel your heart beat a little faster whenever your mind returns to the realization that you’re once again alone in the office with Yoongi. And it’s only getting later and later. You hope you’ll make it through the night intact.
When you’ve finally finished putting together all the presentation decks for Monday’s slated pitches, you collapse back in your chair, rubbing your eyes exhaustedly. You balk at the time on your screen: it’s nearly 10 PM, and you still haven’t heard or seen any trace of Yoongi.
You’re not about to do this again, you think to yourself as you type out another text.
Ready to go?
While you wait for a response, you tap through your other messages. You’ve left Jimin on read for a couple of days now, and your heart sinks as you scroll back through the chain. You make a mental promise that you’ll catch him up on everything this weekend, even if it means you may never hear the end of the TV show jokes. Besides, you’re in desperate need of best friend advice.
You scroll through social media for a few more minutes, then give a frustrated sigh. Still no response from Yoongi. You tap his contact name and hit the button to call him. When you bring the phone to your ear, it immediately goes to voicemail.
Well, fuck.
Pressing the button to end the call, you set your phone down on your desk, and the pit of dread in your stomach grows with each passing second. You wish this all didn’t have to be so fucking complicated. Seeing no other option, you slowly get to your feet and head for the Genius Lab.
You knock as loudly as you can, giving the doorbell a few jabs for good measure as well. As you punch the numbers in and the handle gives, it only occurs to you now: it’s been a full week, and yet, he hasn’t changed the code of his lock.
When you push the door open, you give it a second before you cross the threshold.
“I’m coming in,” you announce as loudly as you can. “Put your dick away.” You do your best to make the comment sound flippant, in an attempt to disguise how fast your pulse is racing.
Yoongi doesn’t respond, or even so much as turn to look at you, seemingly entirely absorbed in the open track on his screen. At least he’s working, but still: you don’t appreciate being ignored.
Setting your jaw, you cross the room until you reach his desk, then turn around to put your foot on his chair and give it a small shove backwards. He’s not expecting it, so you’re able to move him back enough to create a gap where you can wedge yourself between him and his computer, forcing him to acknowledge your presence.
“I tried calling, but you didn’t answer,” you offer as an explanation when he looks up at you, clearly annoyed. “It’s time to go to sleep.”
Yoongi fishes his phone out of his pocket, and his brow furrows a little when the screen doesn’t wake. Slipping it back wordlessly, he crosses his arms, slouching slightly in his chair.
“Is that really what you want?” He finally asks.
“To sleep?” You scoff. “Desperately.”
“You didn’t seem to mind when I had it out last time. I believe you confirmed you enjoyed it, actually.”
Oh. That.
Yoongi rolls his chair closer to you and you reflexively move to take a step backwards, but your ass bumps into the edge of his desk. Nowhere else to go, you perch unsurely on it.
You’re tired. Not just physically, but mentally. Tired of playing these games and running the same circles in your brain over and over. Tired of trying to deny the extremely obvious truth. So you don’t.
“And what if I did, Yoongi?”
He seems pleased by your answer. “Well, if I’m honest, I think you came in here hoping it would happen again. Because you know what you want.” He uncrosses his arms, letting his elbows rest on the supports of his desk chair and his wrists dangle freely, legs spreading a little wider as if to really drive the point home.
You swallow hard, unable to hide the effect his current pose has on you. But you refuse to let him have all the power. You know now that this, whatever it is, goes both ways.
“I think you didn’t change the code on your door because you want it, too.”
He outright laughs, apparently surprised at your candor. “Oh, I’m not ashamed to admit what I want. In fact, I’ll tell you right now. It would be great to get it out of my system, actually. It’s been a real challenge focusing.”
Yoongi continues on before you can stop him. And you don’t want to stop him.
“Let’s see.” His eyes trace lazily down your figure in a way that makes you feel totally exposed, despite the fact that you’re still fully dressed. “I want to bend you over my desk right where you are.”
You shiver at the words, and at the way his deep voice is soaked with lust. His eyes start to glaze over as he continues.
“I want to pull your dress up and get a good look at that ass you were tempting me with. Shit, it was like you wanted me to take you right there on the floor.”
You have the edge of his desk in an absolute death grip now, and you can barely remember how to breathe. There’s a throbbing ache radiating between your legs, and you shift your hips a little in desperate search of relief.
“Yeah, you like that?” Yoongi’s eyes lock with yours, and though you’re sure the answer is painted all over your face, you nod.
“Good. Because I’m not done. I want to finger that tight little pussy and spank you until you bruise.” You tear your eyes away from him as the shock of his words rips through you, and you inhale a shaky gasp. But he just keeps going. “I want to make you beg to take my cock. And then I want to fuck you like the slut you so clearly are. I want to make you come so hard that your legs shake, so hard that you have no choice but to scream my name as I wreck you.”
The room is spinning around you now, and you’re fully grinding your hips down against his desk. Your pussy is soaked, gushing with arousal just from the filthy things he’s saying. Your mind can barely process that this is really happening.
When you lift your gaze to meet his again, Yoongi is smirking at you, obviously satisfied with the way he’s made you come undone. “But first—” he pauses for a second, as if debating whether or not to say it. “I want you to spread your legs for me. Show me what’s under that dress.”
You’re so far gone now, you think you’d do anything he asked. The skirt of your black sheath dress slides up your thighs as you drop your legs open, and your face heats up in a mixture of shame and insane, overwhelming desire.
“Wow, look who’s actually capable of taking direction,” Yoongi quips, but then his jaw drops as your knees spread as wide as they can go, and you can see his tongue working against his cheek.
You recall a fraction of a second later that you wore a light pink pair of panties today. Light enough that you’re sure he has a front-row view of how entirely drenched you are, and it must be obscene. You’ve never been this turned on in your life. And he hasn’t even touched you.
“Fuck, look at you,” he groans, and when you see his hand drift down to palm himself, you realize his dick is fully erect, straining hard against the fabric of his black joggers.
“Your turn,” Yoongi grunts, hips canting up into his touch. His eyes are heavy-lidded with lust as he watches you carefully. “Tell me what you want.”
Your heart is pounding hard in your chest. His pupils are blown dark and wide, and you’re sure you don’t look much better. There isn’t a single inch of you that doesn’t want him. And you could have him right now.
But your stomach turns at the thought of what would happen after, and all the very many ways this could go horribly wrong. You can’t. You shouldn’t. It would be a very bad idea. With every last shred of willpower you can muster, you press your knees together again and lie through your teeth.
“I want to go home and go to sleep, Yoongi.”
Your legs shake a little as you slide off his desk and walk out of the room before you can take it back. When the door closes behind you, you have to slump against it and breathe hard for a moment until you collect yourself enough to make it back to your desk.
Yoongi emerges from his lab a few minutes after you. Just as he has dozens of times before, he strides past your desk and out the front doors wordlessly, the expression on his face impossible to decipher.
It’s almost convincing enough to make you believe that nothing has changed.
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I'm relieved I'm not the only one who does stuff like that.😂😂😂It was one after the other and it had me laughing at myself because??? How can I get anything done like THAT?😂😅💀It's so funny how our brains short-circuit sometimes when we're in deep focus; like it can only do The Work and everything else is 'forgotten' or just slips our immediate attention. OMFGGG FLA PLEASE😂🤣using a pen or pencil meant for one thing but using it on another is so funny😂😂😂Your art is incredible; you work so HARD on everything you do and make and it's genuinely so heartwarming and inspirational, too.🥺😍You must be tired when you start doing things like that as well; it's usually a good indicator that we need a short break when we start doing silly things like that. OMG THE CUTE GIGGLES HE HAS!!!🥺AND IF YOU'RE REAAAAAAALLY LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN HEAR HIM LAUGH PROPERLY WITH THE CUTE LITTLE HICCUPS LIKE IN THE VERY END SCENE WHEN HE'S LAUGHING FOR ITS OWN SAKE BECAUSE SOMETHING IS FUNNY PLEASEEE I'M NOT OKAY HIS GENUINE LAUGH IS THE BESSSSSSSSST🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 he deserves more moments like that!!!!!😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍Thank youuuuuuuuu ~ !!! I reserved a place for my next class but I have to wait until June to sort the financial applications out; there may be some problems there but I'll have to wait until June to even be able to worry about it. So for now, getting these last two big assignments done is all I can do!!!! Thank youuu ~ Arthur and I are so proud of YOU, you work so so hard and you deserve a proper rest and break too!😤💝💝💝
You're welcomeee ~ 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭💗💗💗💗💗💗 I already posted The Thing this ask was referring to - the note from Arthur - and I'm so so happy you loved it!!🥺💝I know what you mean, wanting to write and actually writing are rarely the same thing and it can be so frustrating to not be able to make as much as we want to, but that just makes things we do get made even more special!!!🥺💗Exactly!!! Important things take time and you deserve nothing less!!😤I think about your piece at least twice a day; it's been drafted in my head already so hopefully the next time I revisit the piece, more of it will be written!!! I wanna make it as long and as good for you as I can.🥺I like the spam too - you're gonna get lots today and I'm sort of but not really sorry.😂😂😂It can definitely be overwhelming so take your time with things; I'll try to do the same (though I'm being quite productive on here today; it's not even 8am yet).💗💗💗
PLEASE I WAS JUST TRYING TO FINGERSCROLL ON MY LAPTOP SCREEN 😭😭😭😭 and then I tried to use my laptop mouse to click on something on my iPad and THEN I was looking for my glasses WHILE WEARING THEM😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀 I would have had Joker laughing so hard he couldn’t breathe. Because it all happened one after the other😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀 ON ANOTHER NOTE I JUST GOT DONE WITH THIS YEAR OF PSYCHOLOGY SO NOW FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS I HAVE THREE END OF YEAR ASSIGNMENTS TO DO BUT NO NEW CONTENT SO YAAAAAAY DAYS OFF FOR ERIKAAAAA😍😍😍😍😍 just in time, by the looks of things😂💀 aaaand on another another note, I’m taking the rest of the day off and I might… accidentally… post something for you.👀👀👀👀 I have tons of your asks to answer as well so apologies for the dash spam😂😂😂😂💀
Omggg I laughed too while reading this, sometimes I do the same things 😂😂😂 or sometimes when I'm drawing and I keep the reference on my phone I bring the pencil on the screen phone and draw on it like a dumbass 😂💀 you must be so tired for doing it though! 🥺💙 I can hear and see so clearly the sweetest little giggle tumbling from his lips as he peeks over at you from the corner 😭😭 I'm so happy that you're about to finish this year 😭 Arthur and I are so proud of you and I hope you'll get a break from university and some rest soon, we all know that you've worked so hard and you deserve it 🥺💙
Omg and that's so sweet 😭😭😭💙💙💙 thank you ♾️💟♾️💟♾️💟♾️💟 already omg you know it means a lot to me! 🥺 Ahhh I hope to finish your thing soon, it's frustrating to be so slow to write pieces ngl sometimes I wish it took me less time and I was faster 😭😭😭 but important things take time especially if I want to get them right and you deserve nothing less 🥺💙 and don't worry for the asks omg I like the spam 😂 and there's no rush, especially if you're a busy bee, I understand it can be overwhelming and I've yet a couple of asks to answer too anyway 🥺💙
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